SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O!
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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations"
You're a free man.
Just tell me why didn't you jump?"
asked the doctor.To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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A Russian man went to the US to learn English. His English teacher told him to make a sentence out of the words Green,Pink and Yellow. So he begins: I wake up in the morning,the phone goes GREEN GREEN! I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW?
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There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.
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